i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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