she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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