you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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