Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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