you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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