yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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