omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
