I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
