someone get that fucking seahorse.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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