It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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