Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
