if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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