This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
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she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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