Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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