Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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