Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
