So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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