The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Green mimosas i think yes
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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