there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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