theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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