We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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