Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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