lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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