She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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