This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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