Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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