The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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