I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Do vagina's smell?
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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