So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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