break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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