Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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