I'm really into asian looking animals
how can u be prego again
You can't motorboat a personality
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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