Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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