Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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