new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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