he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.