yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.