I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
