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(720): View more from Colorado

yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers

(1-720): View more from Colorado

eat her like coffee?

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(208): View more from Idaho

can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?

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(510): View more from California

stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered

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(806): View more from Texas

Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.

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(510): View more from California

in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.

(925): View more from California

he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!

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(310): View more from California

Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.

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(415): View more from California

Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.

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