I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
ok first of all what the fuck
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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