Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
