My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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