I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My ATM looks so different sober.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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