What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Randomize
