And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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