I'm going to jail i love you
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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