so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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Found the puke drawer
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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