oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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