just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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