is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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