I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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