she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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