She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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