Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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