ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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