You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
you had me at cake vodka
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
